1. November, 2002 - my pee smells like ham

Ever have one of those evenings where you think you know what happened, but aren't quite sure? That's how Halloween was for me. But I came home and finished up Leaving Vancouver - Drink, Drank, Clunk and Hungover in Seattle from the vacation.
Things overheard at the STD clinic Complaints reported by clients of a public health clinic in St. Paul that treats people for sexually transmitted diseases. I think they hypnotized me and put implants and poltergeists in my brain and had sex with me. [Reed, via colbycosh.com]
Sex gives men a headache, apparently because too much blood is rushing to their heads. And here I thought it was the other head that was getting all the blood. (As for me, the headaches I get from sex seem to be metaphorical, rather than literal. Further, deponent sayeth not.) [fark!]
Early loss of virginity 'leads to less stress' in women. And some pretty happy teenage boys.
Breasts bare a bird's true character says a Japanese scientist. So gals, when a guy's staring at your chest, he's just trying to figure you out. Yeah, that's the ticket. [fark!]