26. July, 2002 - Relatively safe for work

So the alternatives lately have been to do the daily Dave's Picks update before it's technically "today" or to do it late enough in the morning that folks are supposed to be working already by the time I get done. I'm not sure what the long-term solution is going to be, but tonight I'm doing another evening update, since I've got other stuff to do in the morning as you're reading this.
True Porn Clerk Stories I caught another jerker in the porn section today. It's amazing - I'm already jaded about it. Part of it was that I just caught him on the security camera, so I had that distance, and he was really more of a stroker than a jerker. [...]
I thought about calling the police, then figured screw it. I got on the Voice of God mike and said Sir, you need to keep both hands where I can see them. [Reed]
10 Things You Don't Know About Women and should. From Esquire. [fark!]
Negril's beach boys and the American women they service. [fark!]
Woman kills sex offender. One scumbag down. A couple million to go. [some guy]
Nicollet strip club invites teens in battle with city. Since the city's requiring the dancers to remain somewhat clothed, the club decided that they'll open the doors to anyone over 16.
Panties for Christian gals. Heh! Testify![davezilla]