...but that doesn't mean ya should just lay down and call it a night....
- Blind Psychic Gropes Buttocks to See Future. It's like palm-reading, but Ulf Buck claims that
The bottom is much more intense -- it has a much stronger power of expression than the hand in my experience.Well, I'm a bit skeptical, but like Davezilla, if any of my female readers want to volunteer, I'd be willing to predict some futures. It's not groping, it's science! [davezilla]
- Aluminum Bras Hit Paris Runways (photo). My first thought was of the ring-toss at the State Fair, but I'm an admitted goofball. [davezilla]
- spider man will make you gay. No, really. Or maybe you'll blow your morning coffee out your nose. Either way, I win. [davezilla]
- Mrs. Robinson Syndrome More Common Than You Think. Well, at least more common than I think. I don't believe it happens. Any older babes wishing to prove me wrong, shoot me a note. [fark!]
- And a pair from Nerve...you could be Dating a Jerk-Off. I dig Em & Lo. I think I want to have their puppies. But if they're not handy, a guy can always have A Happy Ending... if he's willing to pay. Or so I read.