- Some people believe Leonard Nimoy Should Eat More Salsa. I think they're confusing Leonard Nimoy with Spock.
- Roger's Profanisaurus is a handy little (if perhaps not in the best taste) lexicon. Mostly British English.
- 'Gaydar' device clears up mixed signals. Well, there it is.
- Chrissie Hynde's Advice to Chick Rockers
- U cracking the whip on straggling students. The problem is that the University of Minnesota is a huge, impersonal beast that makes no allowances for someone who comes to school unsure what they want to be when they grow up.